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The NBC variety show opened the episode on Saturday with Aaron Rodgers of Green Bay Packers, played by Pete Davidson, in a spoof interview on Fox News about not vaccinating against Covid-19.
“Our first guest is an American who is brave enough to stand up and say, ‘Fuck you, science, I know Joe Rogan!'” Said Jeanine Pirro of Cecily Strong, introducing Rodgers.
Strong’s Pirro continues, “You’re not vaccinated. So what? Who cares? It’s your body, your choice. And please never use this quote on any other problem.”
“Exactly, Jeanine, it’s my body and my Covid. I could give it to whoever I want, but suddenly the woke up mob is after me,” said Rodgers of Davidson.
Then Pirro points out to Strong that he said he didn’t get the vaccine because it would render him sterile.
“At the end of the day, my record is still 7-1. That means, of the eight people I infected, seven are okay,” Davidson’s Rodgers replied.
The interview then revolves around Strong’s Pirro questioning Virginia Governor-elect Glenn Youngkin, played by Alex Moffat, about his campaign earlier this week.
“My victory in Virginia shows that people are very concerned about education,” said Youngkin of Moffat.
When asked who gave him the most votes, he said, “People who didn’t go to college.”
Strong’s Pirro then asks Moffat’s Youngkin if he knows what critical theory is, to which he replies, “Simple. It’s what chose me,” adding that it doesn’t matter.
Moffats Youngkin then welcomed his parental task force leader – Helen Stevens, played by Heidi Gardner – to share her views on books that should be banned from schools.
“When my son brought home a copy of ‘Beloved’ by Toni Morrison, I put down my copy of ‘Fifty Shades’ and said,’ No, a woman named Toni? Not in my ‘Merica’.”
Gardner’s Stevens said she and a group of other parents got together and made a list of books that should not be taught in schools. “Holes” sounded too sexual; the “pride” in “Pride & Prejudice” was co-opted by “the gays”; and “The Great Gatsby” has “too much jazz”.
“‘Moby Dick.’ Well, that’s a litter. The title is dirty; I love that the whale is white, “said Stevens of Gardner.
Moffat’s Youngkin thanked parents who voted for him without the help of former GOP President Donald Trump.
Moments later, the screen splits and Moffat’s Youngkin is shown alongside James Austin Johnson’s Donald Trump.
“I wanted to congratulate Glenn Youngkin and especially myself on a great win in Virginia. I’m glad we did it together,” said Johnson’s Trump.
Moffats Youngkin distances himself from the former president’s impressionist and says, “Oh, you can take me off the split screen.”
“No, no, no. We did this together, Glenn. … I really want you to stay,” said Johnson’s Trump. “It’s great to be honest to win again.”
Then Johnson’s impression of Trump is shaken in a talk about “Star Wars”, “Dune”, lasers and swords and “Game of Thrones”.
“Wow, you are impressive, how do you keep all of this in your brain?” asked Pirro from Strong.
“Well, I had my ears sealed so nothing would come in or out,” Johnson’s Trump replied.
Then Johnson’s Trump makes another incoherent talk about Chris Pratt, Super Mario, “Eternals” and Santa Claus.
The show then began with the traditional sign, “Live from New York … It’s Saturday Night!”